Stuff and nonsense...
Eddie Large's hair is so curly that his niece had to be cut out of his fringe by firemen after making the mistake of touching it.
Tobey Maguire is excited that Spider-Man 3 is officially the world's first film that starts with the letter 'S' and is followed by an 'pider-Man 3'.
Dead Ringer's star Jon Culshaw can only do one decent impression. All the others sound gay for some reason.
Little Britain star Matt Lucas is addicted to tramps and often eats three or four of them a day!
The Subways don't get annoyed at all if you ask them what the special sandwich of the day is.
Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs is so hyperactive that just pedalling an excercise bike would create a hole in time and space.
Big Brother star 'Lea' is set to make millions from her appearance in the house. Apparently people in her home town are having a whip-round to convince the makers of the programme to keep her forever.
Jimmy Saville is brought back to life each time he dies by two square 9 Volt batteries.
Richard Branson can hold his breath for a month.
Vernon Kay is up for the role of Trevor Macdonald's long-suffering Dad in the updated ITV news programme. It will transfer to Trevor's childhood bedroom from February.
Craig David will take over as the face of Magic Marker after success flogging boxes of 40 at a car boot sale last week.
It's a little known fact that Jason Donavon invented the ham sandwich parachute for people who go sky diving on their lunch breaks.
The Jolly Green Giant discovered the Isle of Man when playing marbles with Napoleon.
TV’s Richard Wilson (Victor Meldrew) sleeps in a giant fruit scone made by an Ogre.
Bernard Butler failed an attempt to be the first person to walk across the English Channel with balloons sellotaped to his shoes. One problem was that he used staples, the other problem being he didn't have any shoes.
The new Walls cornetto advert with Cupid firing ice creams from a Bazooka is based on a real life incident involving all five members of McFly (includes a secret member who you can only see if you are a proper fan).
Brett Anderson once ate a whole farm yard.
Tom Green has discovered a cure for the common cold but as it involves vast amounts of electricity and nuclear powered submarines(not to mention 200 Unicorns, a can of 'Whoop Ass' and a packet of condoms) it probably won't see light of day.
Sarah Cox fell down a hole when she was small but was saved when the piano she had strapped to his head got wedged.
Bernard Butler left the band after a banana was shoved up his ass when he was a sleep on the tour bus.
Benny Hill was the first man on the moon, he was tired when he got there after riding his bike and he fell asleep for 6 years during which period the yanks arrived and claimed it.
Derek Acorah is afraid of balloons in the shape of naked ladies. It stems from a childhood experience with Lady Godiva.
And and Dec have had plastic surgery to remove their hands and have them replaced with rubber gloves with worms in.
Bradley Walsh had a race with a Squirrel to see who could nibble the most nuts.
Richard and Judy beat each other to within an inch of their lives each Thursday at 1pm with a phone books.
Des Lynam has a pet goldfish called Graham....in his pants. And it's not even his pet!
The original drummer with Suede was a Goblin called Rupert. He left due to creative difficulties over the bands name, he wanted 'The John Craven Army' but the band plumped for Suede. Rupert cast a spell on Brett banishing him to a life of notorious stamp collecting (collecting BAD stamps).
Simon Cowell drives around in Lady Penelope's Pink Rolls Royce when she's out of the country.
Whilst Sharon Osourne prefers to drive a Horse and Carriage which she still uses from her days as a rag and bone man.
It is true that Vic Reeves is a fella and that he once went to school but it is not true that Bob Mortimer was brought up by a family of Geese in London where his Daddy Goose worked for Lloyds Bank. His Daddy Goose worked at a Kebab House.
Richard Oakes is part man - part tree, hence his name.
Hugh Jackman is a real life 'Addjjinnie' a Cornish spirit that thrives on eating brass bands.
Shrek/ has been on a hunger strike for most of his life. He's protesting against the smell matches make.
Jesus can turn water into piss simply by drinking it and going to the toilet.
Liberty X were together in Roman times where short-fat American actor Danny de Vito joined them in a gig played for Emperor Nero. The set included 'Dancin' in the Streets', Robbie William's 'Angels' and 'Fog on the Tyne' where they were joined by Paul Gas-coin (Gazza).
Jeremy Clarkson has a Genie called Derek who Brett uses to retain his trousers natural colour and softness.
Tom Jones can eat 5 hamburgers in 6 seconds.
Simon Le Bon is responsible for the cleaning of ash trays in his local pub. He uses his tongue.
Nicholas Lyndhurst's head is so hard that the BBC recently used it for banging in nails when they put up some shelves in Debenhams for some reason.
There is a second secret member of McFly who doen't play any instruments, is invisible and doesn't actually exist. His name is Bevlin.
A cat literally got Tom Jones's tongue last week. Tom mistakenly picked up the cat thinking it was a hamburger, hoping to impress a gang of girls with his 5 burgers in 6 seconds trick...
Patrick Vierra keeps a photograph of a Troll in his wallet - it's supposed to sybolise his affair that he's having with a Troll called Blossom (who actually had her own TV series a while back on Channel 4).
When it is 2007 McFly will split up on 14th June, and play a reunion gig on the 18th June and then announce another tour.
Henry Winkler's family all speak like Elmer Fudd.
When they play Monopoly, Prince Charles is always the little dog and he delights in pretending that the dog is having a wee on another counter piece EVERYTIME his passes another player on the bored.
Brian Blessed was the original Shake 'n Vac lady.
In the early 40's Barry Scott off of them adverts flew a jet plane and crashed it into Alf Roberts corner shop.
Elvis Costello has a Unicorn in his freezer. He intends to make burgers out of it, invite Tom Jones round and then get him to do 'his thing'.
Ronie Corbett goes fishing with Donald Duck and Mickey Rooney.
Richard Hammond likes nothing better than head-butting his reflection in water.
Vernon Kay intends to dress up as Sporty Spice this Hallowe'en and has not shaved his legs for almost a month in preparation!
Geri Halliwell was an only child and developed skills to set people on fire by looking at them from an early age.
Gordon Burns' socks can be stood up against the wall 'cause the last time he changed them was 1992.
Daffy Duck lives at Buckingham Palace. In an ashtray.
Diana Ross has a record player that is so old it only plays something known as 'Vianull'...
Linda Barker can jump dead high. She was injected with the DNA of a baby gerbil and now has wrinkly red buttocks.
Linford Christie falls off his chair whenever 'Lolly' comes on the radio, he is so besotted with her that he bought 2 copies of her cover of 'Mickey' and sleeps with a lifesize model of her he made out of sticks.
Ant and Dec hold hands when crossing the road.
Anne Diamond is a cat in a robotic suit he bought off a man in a pub.
Alan Carr's favourite pop video of all time is the video for Kylie Minogue's ‘Yourself in My Place' 'cause she gets her kit off...
Simon can smoke a mean Herring.
Andre Agassi whistles 'Popeye the sailor' every morning when he has a shower. His ambition is to be able to whistle while he brushes his teeth without foaming the mirror...
Tobey Maguire is excited that Spider-Man 3 is officially the world's first film that starts with the letter 'S' and is followed by an 'pider-Man 3'.
Dead Ringer's star Jon Culshaw can only do one decent impression. All the others sound gay for some reason.
Little Britain star Matt Lucas is addicted to tramps and often eats three or four of them a day!
The Subways don't get annoyed at all if you ask them what the special sandwich of the day is.
Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs is so hyperactive that just pedalling an excercise bike would create a hole in time and space.
Big Brother star 'Lea' is set to make millions from her appearance in the house. Apparently people in her home town are having a whip-round to convince the makers of the programme to keep her forever.
Jimmy Saville is brought back to life each time he dies by two square 9 Volt batteries.
Richard Branson can hold his breath for a month.
Vernon Kay is up for the role of Trevor Macdonald's long-suffering Dad in the updated ITV news programme. It will transfer to Trevor's childhood bedroom from February.
Craig David will take over as the face of Magic Marker after success flogging boxes of 40 at a car boot sale last week.
It's a little known fact that Jason Donavon invented the ham sandwich parachute for people who go sky diving on their lunch breaks.
The Jolly Green Giant discovered the Isle of Man when playing marbles with Napoleon.
TV’s Richard Wilson (Victor Meldrew) sleeps in a giant fruit scone made by an Ogre.
Bernard Butler failed an attempt to be the first person to walk across the English Channel with balloons sellotaped to his shoes. One problem was that he used staples, the other problem being he didn't have any shoes.
The new Walls cornetto advert with Cupid firing ice creams from a Bazooka is based on a real life incident involving all five members of McFly (includes a secret member who you can only see if you are a proper fan).
Brett Anderson once ate a whole farm yard.
Tom Green has discovered a cure for the common cold but as it involves vast amounts of electricity and nuclear powered submarines(not to mention 200 Unicorns, a can of 'Whoop Ass' and a packet of condoms) it probably won't see light of day.
Sarah Cox fell down a hole when she was small but was saved when the piano she had strapped to his head got wedged.
Bernard Butler left the band after a banana was shoved up his ass when he was a sleep on the tour bus.
Benny Hill was the first man on the moon, he was tired when he got there after riding his bike and he fell asleep for 6 years during which period the yanks arrived and claimed it.
Derek Acorah is afraid of balloons in the shape of naked ladies. It stems from a childhood experience with Lady Godiva.
And and Dec have had plastic surgery to remove their hands and have them replaced with rubber gloves with worms in.
Bradley Walsh had a race with a Squirrel to see who could nibble the most nuts.
Richard and Judy beat each other to within an inch of their lives each Thursday at 1pm with a phone books.
Des Lynam has a pet goldfish called Graham....in his pants. And it's not even his pet!
The original drummer with Suede was a Goblin called Rupert. He left due to creative difficulties over the bands name, he wanted 'The John Craven Army' but the band plumped for Suede. Rupert cast a spell on Brett banishing him to a life of notorious stamp collecting (collecting BAD stamps).
Simon Cowell drives around in Lady Penelope's Pink Rolls Royce when she's out of the country.
Whilst Sharon Osourne prefers to drive a Horse and Carriage which she still uses from her days as a rag and bone man.
It is true that Vic Reeves is a fella and that he once went to school but it is not true that Bob Mortimer was brought up by a family of Geese in London where his Daddy Goose worked for Lloyds Bank. His Daddy Goose worked at a Kebab House.
Richard Oakes is part man - part tree, hence his name.
Hugh Jackman is a real life 'Addjjinnie' a Cornish spirit that thrives on eating brass bands.
Shrek/ has been on a hunger strike for most of his life. He's protesting against the smell matches make.
Jesus can turn water into piss simply by drinking it and going to the toilet.
Liberty X were together in Roman times where short-fat American actor Danny de Vito joined them in a gig played for Emperor Nero. The set included 'Dancin' in the Streets', Robbie William's 'Angels' and 'Fog on the Tyne' where they were joined by Paul Gas-coin (Gazza).
Jeremy Clarkson has a Genie called Derek who Brett uses to retain his trousers natural colour and softness.
Tom Jones can eat 5 hamburgers in 6 seconds.
Simon Le Bon is responsible for the cleaning of ash trays in his local pub. He uses his tongue.
Nicholas Lyndhurst's head is so hard that the BBC recently used it for banging in nails when they put up some shelves in Debenhams for some reason.
There is a second secret member of McFly who doen't play any instruments, is invisible and doesn't actually exist. His name is Bevlin.
A cat literally got Tom Jones's tongue last week. Tom mistakenly picked up the cat thinking it was a hamburger, hoping to impress a gang of girls with his 5 burgers in 6 seconds trick...
Patrick Vierra keeps a photograph of a Troll in his wallet - it's supposed to sybolise his affair that he's having with a Troll called Blossom (who actually had her own TV series a while back on Channel 4).
When it is 2007 McFly will split up on 14th June, and play a reunion gig on the 18th June and then announce another tour.
Henry Winkler's family all speak like Elmer Fudd.
When they play Monopoly, Prince Charles is always the little dog and he delights in pretending that the dog is having a wee on another counter piece EVERYTIME his passes another player on the bored.
Brian Blessed was the original Shake 'n Vac lady.
In the early 40's Barry Scott off of them adverts flew a jet plane and crashed it into Alf Roberts corner shop.
Elvis Costello has a Unicorn in his freezer. He intends to make burgers out of it, invite Tom Jones round and then get him to do 'his thing'.
Ronie Corbett goes fishing with Donald Duck and Mickey Rooney.
Richard Hammond likes nothing better than head-butting his reflection in water.
Vernon Kay intends to dress up as Sporty Spice this Hallowe'en and has not shaved his legs for almost a month in preparation!
Geri Halliwell was an only child and developed skills to set people on fire by looking at them from an early age.
Gordon Burns' socks can be stood up against the wall 'cause the last time he changed them was 1992.
Daffy Duck lives at Buckingham Palace. In an ashtray.
Diana Ross has a record player that is so old it only plays something known as 'Vianull'...
Linda Barker can jump dead high. She was injected with the DNA of a baby gerbil and now has wrinkly red buttocks.
Linford Christie falls off his chair whenever 'Lolly' comes on the radio, he is so besotted with her that he bought 2 copies of her cover of 'Mickey' and sleeps with a lifesize model of her he made out of sticks.
Ant and Dec hold hands when crossing the road.
Anne Diamond is a cat in a robotic suit he bought off a man in a pub.
Alan Carr's favourite pop video of all time is the video for Kylie Minogue's ‘Yourself in My Place' 'cause she gets her kit off...
Simon can smoke a mean Herring.
Andre Agassi whistles 'Popeye the sailor' every morning when he has a shower. His ambition is to be able to whistle while he brushes his teeth without foaming the mirror...