Okay, here's the crack; browsing the bargain Album section of Vinyl Exchange in Manchester, the one just off Deansgate (see here !), I spotted an interesting CD for £1.00.  Now you've got to admit, it's not often you see a CD that emcompasses the 'groundbreaking and exclusive "Bio Music 6-in-1" process' is it?  I mean, apart from... Err...  You know...

Well, I picked up a CD called Voyage by an act calling themselves Monte Cristo.  Never heard of 'em, was my immediate reaction, but on flipping the CD over it became very apparent - 'deez boyz iz kerazay!'.  The back of the CD, very clearly states that the CD 'incorporates the groundbreaking and exclusive 'Bio Music 6-in-1' process, the rebalancing frequencies of which enhance the wellbeing of all things living (human beings, animals, plants) as well as the biotic quality of the environment (air, water).'

I followed a link to the website for more info on this 'Bio Music 6-in-1' process and, well, see for yourself:

"Imagine a CD that can revitalise water…
Imagine a CD that can help protect you from the damaging electromagnetic waves of your mobile phone, computer and television…
Imagine a CD that can help you become more centred, more 'in tune' with yourself, thus enhancing your physical, psychic and emotional balance…
Imagine a CD that can help you release physical and emotional stress, enhance your intimate relationships, the quality of your sleep and your body's suppleness…
Imagine a CD that can help restore the good quality of ambient air in your home, your workplace or anywhere else you may be…
Imagine a CD that is a work of art but also a genuine wellness tool…
Well, this CD now exists!
In fact those CDs now exist as all Loriana Music productions now incorporate the exclusive and groundbreaking Bio Music 6 in 1 process.
Bio Music 6 in 1 is the fruit of many years of research that have led to the development and creation of “Uniform Fields of Sound Waves"...

Incredibly, on their website, there are testimonies supporting the whole thing!  Surely these people are mental!

Out of the lot, my favourite quotes are -

  • "My friend tells me that her dog's agressive behaviour has toned down since she plays the Kinema CD." Manue, Bordeaux
  • " Since I have been playing my Bio Music CD continously, my flowers last much longer than before. My friends have even noticed it."
    Nicole, Biarritz
  •  " ...Impression of freshness... and the house cleaning hour of this morning felt lighter".
    Emmanuelle, Paris

You just can't argue with this evidence.  I mean, why would Manue lie to you?  He's got such a friendly name...

The EXPERIMENT

You've probably guess by now what I intend to do!  Man, this is going to be good!  I have literally just copied the Monte Cristo album to my mobile phone (had to delete the new McFly album to make room - sorry Dougie!).  As an experiment, I am going to listen to the whole damn thing on repeat overnight.  Then again on the way to work.  Then again when I'm on my lunch hour.  Then once more on the way home from work.  This actually could make me insane, or monkey around with my mind until my brain becomes wet sand...  Either way, it's a laugh innit?!

My Findings...

Load of old balls.