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Well, here's something you don't see very often. An update on www.stinkwater.co.uk no less. You are honoured! (yes, that's how you spell honoured - thank you Microsoft Word, and no, paperclip man - it doesn't look like I'm writing a letter - go away!).

What's happened in the news? Lets cast an eye over the rest of the website and find out...

 Have you had a McVities 'Christmas Mint Digestive Slice'?  Well, go and have one. They're ace!

Last week I secured an exclusive interview with world famous author Neil Gaiman. It went a little bit something like this...

Assistant hands him a copy of The Graveyard Book with apost-it note saying 'Paul' on the title page.

Me: "Evenin'!"
Neil "For Paul?"
Me "Yes please!"
*Neil Gaiman draws a little gravestone with my name on, signs the bottom of the page and hands the book to me*
Me: "Thank you very much!"
Neil: "You're very very welcome!" 

So there you have it, a world exclusive - I was 'very very welcome'. You read it first here on Stinkwater, folks!

 You can contact me, for whatever reason, at any time (just not at night - I'm normally out grave robbing) simply by clicking: paul@stinkwater.co.uk or why not try sending me something nice in the post, first prize to the person who correctly guesses my exact address.

 

 

Top 10 New Years Resolutions for 2007

10. No more picking my nose and wiping it in the hair of the person sat in front of me on the bus.

9. Stop going into Argos and using their little pens to build a big long pen and drawing on their ceiling.

8. No more howling at the buttons in lifts.

7. Give more time to charity. If they thing they're getting any money though, they can whistle.

6. Spend time teaching charities to whistle.

5. Better myself. Spend less time picking the stuff out of my belly button in public.

4. Stop ringing 999 and impersonating the Crazy Frog.

3. No more grave robbing. Nearly got caught last time and I don't want to risk losing my license.

2. Do more Mystery Shopping. You can never have enough Mystery in the house...

1. Putting a photo of a dead mouse into the bottom of a KFC box, demanding your money back and enjoying free food for life!