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Welcome to Stinkwater! 

Howdy folks - let's go for a ride!  Or not. Unless you want to... But where shall we go? What will we see?

Hey, who watches the TV show Monk? It's good clean wholesome family entertainment. Though a little weird. Tony Shaloub is the fella who plays Mr Monk. Shaloub. Sha. Loub.
 


 

 So, after many months, I'm back here updating Stinkwater.co.uk like I've never been away. I even did a little picture of Columbo for you. Just for YOU! Maybe I should have done a picture of Mr Monk instead.

...Shaloub...

 


 

 


 


 

You can contact me, for whatever reason, at any time (just not at night - I'm normally out grave robbing) simply by clicking: paul@stinkwater.co.uk or why not try sending me something nice in the post, first prize to the person who correctly guesses my exact address.


 

 

 

Top 10 New Years Resolutions for 2007

10. No more picking my nose and wiping it in the hair of the person sat in front of me on the bus.

9. Stop going into Argos and using their little pens to build a big long pen and drawing on their ceiling.

8. No more howling at the buttons in lifts.

7. Give more time to charity. If they thing they're getting any money though, they can whistle.

6. Spend time teaching charities to whistle.

5. Better myself. Spend less time picking the stuff out of my belly button in public.

4. Stop ringing 999 and impersonating the Crazy Frog.

3. No more grave robbing. Nearly got caught last time and I don't want to risk losing my license.

2. Do more Mystery Shopping. You can never have enough Mystery in the house...

1. Putting a photo of a dead mouse into the bottom of a KFC box, demanding your money back and enjoying free food for life!